Observations
Observations of a guy living completely on his own for the first time.
~The cycle of dirty laundry, dirty dishes, and empty cupboard shelves is endless.
~Frozen dinners taste much better if cooked in the oven.
~If Lil' Debbie and Marie Callender were real people, I would reconsider polygamy. Wait, is Lil' Debbie legal? I don't need the Special Victims Unit after me. Well, you can send ADA Novak...growl.
~Eggs go bad.
~If I buy a whole gallon of milk, I throw some out. If I buy a half gallon of milk, I need more way before the expiration date.
~Cleaning is not fun if you don't do it very often.
~If you don't fold your clothes immediately after they come out of the dryer, you have to iron every day.
~If you cook the whole bag of spaghetti noodles, be prepared to eat spaghetti noodles for a long time.
~If you live alone...you can't ignore bugs and hope someone else kills them.
~My family was very, very good to me. Thank you Mom, Dad, Tony, and Lisa! I love you guys...
Aww, how sweet...
~The cycle of dirty laundry, dirty dishes, and empty cupboard shelves is endless.
~Frozen dinners taste much better if cooked in the oven.
~If Lil' Debbie and Marie Callender were real people, I would reconsider polygamy. Wait, is Lil' Debbie legal? I don't need the Special Victims Unit after me. Well, you can send ADA Novak...growl.
~Eggs go bad.
~If I buy a whole gallon of milk, I throw some out. If I buy a half gallon of milk, I need more way before the expiration date.
~Cleaning is not fun if you don't do it very often.
~If you don't fold your clothes immediately after they come out of the dryer, you have to iron every day.
~If you cook the whole bag of spaghetti noodles, be prepared to eat spaghetti noodles for a long time.
~If you live alone...you can't ignore bugs and hope someone else kills them.
~My family was very, very good to me. Thank you Mom, Dad, Tony, and Lisa! I love you guys...
Aww, how sweet...
posted by Adam at 8:36 PM
3 Comments:
so i bought this new milk. it is from cows that haven't been fed hormones and it lasts about a week and a half longer. the brand it alta dena, maybe you have it in salt lake?
organic milk is ultra-pasturized and often lasts longer.
Adam, your post cracks me up.
Yes, sadly, eggs do go bad.
You probably never check your blog comments anymore, but I just wanted to say...as the person who is now living in your (former) apartment, yes, you have to kill bugs on your own! EVERY DAY! I bought a hand-held vacuum cleaner. Lately I just suck up the spiders and let them crawl around in the hand vacuum, hoping they'll eventually die. It's cruel but convenient.
Hope seminary is going well. I look forward to reading some more of your old posts!
From Sarah, the "new Adam"
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